PIG:

Awww... Aw, Damn.

2009-08-17T20:17:12Z

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? Placebo just cancelled their Denver date.

I hope Brian Molko is going to be ok.

Sad Panda.

Goth/Industrial/Alt Yard Sale - Fort Collins/Loveland Area

2009-07-24T14:34:36Z

Goth/Industrial/Alt Yard Sale - Fort Collins/Loveland Area:

"HUGE Goth/Industrial/Emo garage/moving sale!!!

I am selling tons of clothes by Tripp, Lip Service, Morbid Threads, etc.. Jackets, corsets, pants, skirts, lingerie, shoes including boots and high heels, new in package fishnets. A good portion of these clothes have only been worn once or twice or have never been worn at all! Sizes run anywhere from XS-LG.

Also selling a giant collection of Living Dead Dolls, all without shrink wrap but otherwise new and in their original packaging. Lots of Nightmare Before Christmas/Tim Burton figurines and collectables and other cult classic collectables.

Halloween trinkets are being sold as well: statues, water globes, costumes and accessories, etc.

Magazines, books, posters! Anything you can imagine all in amazing condition for a low reasonable price and I am willing to barter to an extent. Get your “back to school” gear at a great discounted price!

This is all taking place at 2212 Clydesdale Drive in Fort Collins on Saturday July 25th and Sunday July 26th from 8am until 5pm. See ya there!"

Map link:

maps.google.com/maps

Placebo!

2009-07-10T16:31:53Z

Just got my Placebo tickets for Sept. 23rd! Exciting! Now I just have to wait until the other two necessary shows go on sale...

Neil & Chris

2009-06-06T00:34:21Z

Is it just me, or is the new Pet Shop Boys fucking outstanding? It's got such a nice blend of old-school structure and sparkly production.

Killer.

Love.

Panini Press = Bad Ass

2009-05-22T00:04:39Z

I just got a panini press last week. The BEST fucking kitchen appliance I have ever purchased. This thing is the dog's bollocks. Kick ass.

A Softer World

2009-04-03T17:11:12Z

Ok, so A Softer World always rules, but this is one of the best I've ever seen. I think this one was written especially for me. :P

My Memory is Squishy.

2009-03-24T20:17:42Z

For some reason i was just thinking about the time I was a little kid at Disneyland, waiting in line for the Pirates of the Carribean when suddenly everyone in the massive line ran screaming to the exit of the ride allowing my family and I to walk up to the front and hop right on. We were trying to figure out what the hell was going on, when we looked at the boat in front of us and my dad said, "Oh, it's Michael Jackson". Heh. We rode behind him, a bunch of massive bodyguards, and... Webster.

The pope.

2009-03-17T15:02:02Z

The pope is a fucking idiot.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29734328

Every time he opens his mouth it's just an avalanche of archaic, traditional bullshit.

When he was asked about the AIDS epidemic in Africa:

"You can't resolve it with the distribution of condoms," the pope told reporters aboard the Alitalia plane headed to Yaounde, Cameroon, where he will begin a seven-day pilgrimage on the continent. "On the contrary, it increases the problem."

Seriously? Wow I didn't know that condoms helped you get AIDS. Good thing you pointed that out, asshole. Someone needs to pull that big fucking hat out of his ass. Although, I suppose I might be against condoms, or anyone having sex if my dick hadn't worked in fifty years... no, wait- I wouldn't because I'm not a fucking idiot.

Here's another gem from the article:

"On the plane, Benedict also dismissed the notion that he was facing increasing opposition and isolation within the church, particularly after an outreach to ultraconservatives that led to his lifting the excommunication of a Holocaust-denying bishop."

...

I don't have anything to say about that. it's too fucked up.

The Libertine

2009-03-16T03:12:02Z

Watching the Libertine for about the thirtieth time.

I love this movie.

Makes me hard.

Seriously.

:P

Gah! Bloody Eye!

2009-03-13T19:41:05Z

I totally just got a subconjunctival hemmorrhage. Sometimes it's neat to get something that sounds really scary and isn't at all. I've been pissed off all day at work, that may have caused it. I think I need to calm down a little bit. :P

Woo Hoo!

2009-03-11T20:58:46Z

It's Asshole Day on campus!

Hey, fuck you everybody!!!

Dick, CO

2009-02-27T15:26:34Z

Yup.

Gah!

2009-02-26T20:47:03Z

This is too much.

http://i.gizmodo.com/5160346/dior-is-trying-to-make-ugly-futuristic-glasses-actually-happen

No.

No no no no no no no no no.

Heh.

2009-02-23T02:58:00Z

Those last two posts were pretty negative huh? (with good reason)

So here's something positive:

AVOCADOS!

Oh hell yeah.

Avo-fucking-cados!

Woot!

I think I have to stop watching TV.

2009-02-23T02:54:24Z

Billy Corgan.

Really?

Did you just debut a new song in a Hyundai commercial?

Wow.

...

Huh?

2009-02-23T02:29:05Z

Coldplay?

Really?

Fucking Coldplay?

What the...?

Seriously?

...

Don't you people ever learn?

Wow.

Ass.

Yes...

2009-02-20T17:28:12Z

This pleases me greatly"

http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/wwdnbackup/2009/02/spoiler-alert-watchmen-is-fucking-awesome.html

There aren't actually any spoilers in the post at all.

What the fuck?

2009-02-16T03:38:13Z

Ok, so it's Sunday night and I'm exhausted, pissy, blah blah blah. In a very poor decision making process I decided to watch Hanna Montana to see what the hell the appeal is. I got through about thirty seconds. I think I just lost somewere between 35,000 and 50,000 brain cells. What the fuck is happening? I feel like I just got hit in the face with a bat. I need to listen to some black metal just to balance this shit out.

New Gadget Report

2009-02-11T16:18:24Z

Audio NSFW, like really NSFW.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_releases_new_stupid_piece_of

:D

Whoa

2009-02-05T17:33:45Z

I think something is wrong with me. It's 10:30 and I can't keep my eyes open. Seriously. I just nodded off twice at my desk in the last 30 minutes. I can't really think straight and I just want to sleep. Is it possible to get a concussion without a head injury? :P I got like 8 hours of sleep last night, so I don't know what's going on. Fuck. This is no good at all.

Disturbing College Girls

2009-02-04T23:14:10Z

So..... I was walking down the main hallway in the "Student Center" here on campus, I was dropping some checks off to the cashier's office. There were a couple hundred students walking up & down the hall blah blah blah and I saw two girls standing to one side of the hallway. I couldn't figure out what they were doing from a ways back, but it looked creepy. They both had one of their hands placed frighteningly close to their respective crotches. As I got close it appeared as if they were readying themselves to catch something falling out. Weird. Then I got a little closer and realized what they were doing. The crazy bitches were measuring how many fingers they could hold between their thighs. I thought that kind of shit only actually happened in high school videos they show you about anorexia. As I passed, I heard one of them say, "I can get four!".

I threw up in my mouth a little.

Just thought I'd share.

:P

Hahahahahaha...

2009-02-04T22:41:26Z

...ahhh.... Hahhahahahahahahah!!!

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/18637190/detail.html

T-Shirt Hell

2009-02-03T21:57:29Z

So T-Shirt hell is closing up. This sucks, I always enjoyed how they did not give a fuck. Too bad, they had some pretty awesome stuff. One of my friends submitted a pretty popular design to them, the "Cookie Cutter". XD Anyway, this was a pretty great statement from one of the employees:

http://www.tshirthell.com/goodbye2.php

Stupid Monday

2009-02-02T15:58:30Z

I really just want to go back to bed. Hopefully no one will bother me for the next hour or so while I actually wake up. Arr...

There's this damn cat that always jumps on my bed in the middle of the night wanting to play and constantly wakes me up. Thing is, I don't have a cat.

My subconsious hates me.

Want.

2009-01-30T21:08:22Z

I want this trilobite clock. Someone buy it for me.

Seriously.

http://judturner.com/new_work_gal/new_gal47.html